“We Are The Altar Boyz”-Altar Boyz

August 4, 2010 at 7:26 am (Uncategorized) (, , , )

So, I have finally gotten to a song, I’ve consciously heard before now.  It’s from the musical Altar Boyz. Since I am going through things by album, the next several posts will be about this show.

An off-Broadway musical that parodies both religion and the boy band crazy of the 90's. A.k.a. my life.

The concept of this show is that an off-beat Christian boy-band is performing the last show in their tour, where they played in church basements, youth group meetings, and various other tiny concert halls.  In the process of performing their final concert, the group tells you about their history, issues, and relationships, all while attempting to cleanse the souls of the audience members, with the help of the Soul Sensor DX-12, which displays the number of heavy souls on a screen (keep this in mind).  It’s fun and cute, and has quite an energetic punch.

Now, I’m going to come clean, I am not religious.  At all.  I have no issue with religious people, but I am not one of them.  I saw this show for my birthday a year or so ago at this tiny theatre.  It was adorable.  Really, it parodies the boy band fetish that was so prominent in the 1990’s.  N’Sync?  Backstreet Boys?  Dream Street?  Anyone remember these guys with a little too much fondness.  I know I do.  While it isn’t  really about religion, I think it does contain the idea that religion is a good thing, but we shouldn’t take everything too seriously.  This however, is not a religious blog.  Any mention of religion will really be about the show.

As the title implies, the song introduces the band itself.  The members are:

1. Matthew-The band leader.  The one who started the group. (Played on this recording by Cheyenne Jackson)

2. Mark-The sweet, VERY effeminate one.  Also can sing higher than many girls, including me.  Yes, I’m jealous. (Played by Tyler Maynard)

3. Luke-Lovable, but a little dense.  Crashed the van once because he was “exhausted.” (Andy Karl)

4. Juan-Latin lover.  Orphaned, his family is the band. (Ryan Duncan)

5. Abraham-He’s Jewish.  Sort of fell into the group by accident. (David Josefsberg)

The introductions are from about 3:14-3:24 on the song, towards the end, if you can’t see the time.  I think my favorite part, is the introduction of Abraham.  Literally, “Abraham!  He’s Jewish!”  You can see it in the video, too, at about the same time.

This is a shot from the production I saw. Left to right, the boys are Juan (Robert Acinapura), Luke (Jake Wesley Stewart), Matt (Jesse Bradley), Abraham (Kelly Rice), and Mark (Clifford Banagale).

As far as the song itself, it’s fun.  Yes, the line “We are the Altar Boyz, and I think you’ll find, we’re gonna alter your mind.” is corny.  But, it is intentionally so.  I think the lyrics are clever in the sense that they are just not clever enough to be ridiculously close to something like N’Sync.  Personally, I find it hilarious.

The sound imitates “boy band” to a T, which I love.  The beat is peppy.  I’ve listened this this musical at the gym on many occasions.  It’s really good stationary bike music, I swear.

Listen with me: We Are The Altar Boyz (So, the only way I could figure out how to put this in was to turn it into a Powerpoint.  I don’t want to pay for a blog upgrade, at least not yet, and I can’t seem to find a good video of the song.  Download it, listen to it, and then if you like, trash it, but it’s a fun listen.)

Also, here is a video of it:

It’s not the best video or audio quality, but you get a sense for the show.  It really is so energetic live.  Also, please vote in my first poll!  I decided “Favorite Boy Bands” would be a fun poll, since we’ll (more likely I’ll) probably talking about them for a bit.

On a personal note, I am just too lazy to post everyday, so very likely I will be blogging for the rest of my life.  Well, hopefully people see this as a relaxing thing to read when they reach their 80’s.  It’s a goal.


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